Terror Queen
And now, a haiku about the beautiful and mysterious Divine Lorraine.
Beautiful Lorraine
I smile when I see you
Fix this jawn up, please
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horrible lorraine
please die in a massive fire
you are a trash dump
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the more I get back into modeling….the more I remember why I stopped.
Setting up shoots takes forever. Photographers have no idea about styling. They’re so undescriptive. Everyone wants to shoot in studio. Who gives a FUCK about studio. No one ever replies to messages. Everyone constantly wants to shoot last minute. No one is creative. Everyone I want to shoot with wants models 5’7”+. People want to shoot for like SIX FUCKING HOURS. No one seeming to understand what an acceptable level of photoshop is. Constantly having to do my own hair and make-up. People wanting to shoot at 7 at fucking night. The amount of people who use models who are horrible. The amount of models who use horrible photographers. The amount of horrible photoshop.
[edit]this rant brought to you by my pre-menstrual hormone rage =3
Tyrion, Darth Vader and Natalie Portman.
Fucking sweeeeeet.Olivia Benson, batman, and chuck Norris
Dr. Cal Lightman, Mike Tyson, Incredible Hulk…don’t know the first one but the other two aren’t bad =)
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Yesssss
At first I was a little uncomfortable seeing this…I know you own one…but comeon! I know I said I’d get you one….which I haven’t. But then! I started to read all the extra words on there other than masturbate. And I saw that it was only 4.5” inches long….
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Bow ties are to women what high heels are to men.
I am on a reblog kick =/
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c, b, d, b, c, d (she looks like she can handle a gun).
Frozach Submitted
A, C, D, B, A, D
Because in the zombie apocalypse I would like to be a lesbian ={P
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